Slabs of vegetarian fried pork. Chinese Buddhists can often do amazing things with wheat and soy gluten to make dishes that look and taste like particular dishes with meat. This rendition looked right, complete with the red skin and the layer of fat the Chinese seem to love, though the taste wasn't very accurate. Nevertheless, it was surprisingly good. The bottom half was definitely a fried thing that was mostly tofu; the top was something that was mostly rice flour. Underneath the pork was Taiwanese chow mein.